The moves we used to play to meet our teenage heart throbes

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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming

GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor

BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?”

GIRL: I don’t have that one but may be you should take the other one titled “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don’t forget to bring “I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES” while coming to school

GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled”I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe Then;

DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all

GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent

DAD: Okay don’t forget to give him the one on the table titled “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by
Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka

*** This isn’t my original writing but I thought I must keep a copy for some good old humour. Unfortunately I do not know the Original writer except that I got it from the Facebook profile of Quitras Baker Junior

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